Postcard:
Hey, Hatman
& Indigo,
I sure hope
you had a great time in the great state of Hawaii. I trust that the return trip in the
Hat-mo-copter didn't cause too many issues with traffic control.
We are
having a blast, despite Blonde and Hatman taking time away, and my having to be
at daycare most evenings.
Love
always,
Indigo
Letter:
Addressed:
Mrs. Badgerson
Dearest
spouse of mine,
I am
writing to inform you of my extended stay at the Bill farm. It seems that Farmer Bill has been overcome
by the Pumpkin Man again, and I have been incapacitated in the back of the Bill
farm's barn.
Fortunately
there is a postal delivery box just beyond the wall here, that I can reach with
my elbow-knifes, so I am able to send you this correspondence.
Please don't
forget to water the vines in my training room, as I will defiantly need to
sharpen my skills prior to attempting to defeat this orange sentient slime.
Regards, as
always,
The Badger
Official
Notice:
From the
Desk of Mayor Ingot
Addressed:
Hatman & Indigo
Mr.
Hattington and trusted pet-thing,
Enclosed
are your invitations to the city key ceremony.
This year we would like you to present the Key to Twin City to Dr.
Vanderstroodlebergermeisterhimmerson for his innovations on weather
technology. As last year's recipients,
you have the honor of presetting the Key to him.
Thank you
for always keeping our fine city safe,
Mayor
Rodney Ingot
Twin City
Lotto:
Scratch and
win $10,000,000.00
Our city
lotto has grown to an astronomical number.
Take your chance and see if you could win 10 million dollars!!!
(chance of
winning 1:100,000)
Appointment
Reminder:
From: Twin
City Hair n Nails
Addressed:
Auburn Damsel
For- Auburn
Damsel
Date-
Friday, November 2nd 2012
Time-
3:45pm
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