Monday, November 10, 2014

Disney Infinity 2.0



I can’t wait to be able to play Disney Infinity 2.0. The reason I haven’t as of yet is a lack of funds. And that is the inherent problem. I enjoyed playing through the story levels and toy box mode of the first iteration, and I enjoyed the idea of fighting to collect all the unique figures to play, but my wallet didn’t – nor did my wife.
I think that, for the most part, the wives and mothers, or the husbands, and fathers, as the case may be, have put a tighter grip on the purse-string this time around, I know my wife has. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, since it gives me more time to think through my purchases. It’s a neat game to play, but it can be seen as a money pit and until I can find a compelling argument to convince myself and my wife that sinking a small fortune into one game is worth it, I won’t be able to play as the Marvel heroes and villains this version has added.

-          Whalicoco

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Non-Stop: An Exiting though Flawed Film



Google Images (2014)

My husband, Chet, and I watch a lot of movies, mainly because Chet is a movie “nut,” and one of the more recent movies we’ve viewed is Non-Stop (We saw it over the weekend), so I thought I would share my opinion on this flawed but at times exciting film while it’s still fresh in my mind

Billed as action/mystery/thriller and rated PG-13, for intense action, violence, and some language (The action is intense at times, but the violence is not graphic and the language is mild compared to most of today’s movies; in fact, I noted little profanity), this 2014 film was directed by Jaume Collet-Serrastars and stars:


  • Liam Neeson as Bill Marks, formerly of the NYPD, now a United States Air Marshal with a drinking problem

  • Julianne Moore as Jen Summers, a passenger whom Bill instantly trusts for some unexplained reason

  • Michelle Dockery as Nancy Hoffman, a flight attendant whom Bill has known for a while and therefore has reason to trust

  • Nate Parker as Zack White, a brilliant programmer who aids Bill as he searches for the terrorist

  • Linus Roache as Captain David McMillan, the captain of the plane, though he’s role is short-lived since he mysteriously dies not too long into the flight

  • Scoot McNairy as Tom Bowen, a school teacher who gets roughed up by Bill

  • Corey Stoll as Austin Reilly, NYPD police officer who has his nose broken by Bill

  • Lupita Nyong'o as Gwen Lloyd, a flight attendant with a weird hairdo

  • Anson Mount as Jack Hammond, the other Air Marshal on board the flight

  • Omar Metwally as Dr. Fahim Nasir, a passenger and Muslim doctor, who is automatically suspect since he’s Muslim

  • Jason Butler Harner as First Officer Kyle Rice, the co-pilot, who has to fly the plane after the pilot dies mysteriously, so it’s a good thing he knows how to fly

  • Quinn McColgan as Becca, a little girl who whines a lot so Bill wastes time consoling her when he has better things to do


Brief Synopsis of the Plot of Non-Stop:

Bill Marks (Neeson) and Jack Hammond (Mount) are U.S. Air Marshals assigned to a Boeing 767 non-stop flight from New York to London. Don’t ask me why. They just are. Anyway, when the plane is approximately half-way across the Atlantic, Bill begins receiving text messages from someone on the plane. The sender says that someone will die every 20 minutes unless $150 million is transferred into a specified account.
Google Images (2014)

Bill tries to figure out which passenger is sending the texts, but that’s hard to do when almost everyone on board is intent on some device. So, Bill takes Jack to the lavatory (I guess it’s as good a place as any for a conference) to tell him about the text, but before he can, Jack, who’s been acting weird since the flight began, blurts out, “But I need the money,” leading Bill to believe that Jack is the culprit, so a fight ensues and Bill accidentally kills Jack. Then he opens Jack’s briefcase (I guess he was curious), only to learn that Jack was concealing a large amount of cocaine in a plastic bag in the briefcase (He was obviously smuggling it to London).
Okay, so Bill thinks he has eliminated the terrorist. Wrong! He immediately gets another text saying basically, “See, I told you somebody would die in 20 minutes.” Oops! Bill killed Jack! Now, the clock starts ticking again and in 20 minutes someone else will die unless the money is transferred.

Bill solicits the aid of Jen (Moore) and Nancy (Dockery) to help him identify the passenger sending the texts by watching them closely to see who is using his or her phone.  (Yeah, right. They all are, well except maybe the baby.) One of the women pinpoints the school teacher (Heck if I know why), so Bill roughs him up, drags him down the aisle, plops him down in the rear of the plane, and duct-tapes his hands together (Duct tape is a handy thing to have, isn’t it?) Wrong again! It isn’t the school teacher because while he’s sitting there with his hands duct-taped, the pilot falls over dead.

Google Images (2014)
Now things get even more implausible in this implausible chain of events because suddenly the powers-that-be in the States decide that Bill is hijacking the plane after some idiot passenger uploads a video of him manhandling the school teacher. Of course, the situation is complicated by the fact that the account where the money is to be transferred is in Bill’s name, even though, as Bill points out, “Would I be so stupid as to have the account in my own name?” Bill Parks may have a drinking problem, but he isn’t stupid. After all,  he’s played by Liam Neeson.

In the meantime, the co-pilot has been told by those same powers-that-be that Bill has gone rogue and to ignore Bill. Moreover, the co-pilot is to divert the flight to Iceland and land there. An escort of fighter jets is being sent to ensure that the plane, one, doesn’t descend any lower than dictated; and, two, it doesn’t deviate from the assigned flight path. If it does, the jets will shoot the 767 out of the sky. (Is this standard procedure for a suspected hijacking?)

All right, this review is getting a bit long, so to make a long story somewhat shorter, another passenger dies, people begin panicking, and Bill receives yet another text message, this one saying that a bomb is on the plane and will be activated in 20 minutes if the money isn’t transferred.  Bill, Jen, Nancy, the programmer, and the NYPD officer all begin searching for the bomb, and “Voila!” they find it. It’s inside the package of cocaine. As for why Bill didn’t notice the bomb when he slit the plastic to verify the package’s contents, heck if I know, but the clock on the bomb is now ticking.  

Bill says that he knows how to minimize damage to the plane and saves lives. One, the co-pilot must descend to 8,000 feet (Something about equalizing cabin pressure). Two, they need to place the bomb at the farthest point to the back of the plane, which is in the galley. Three, they need to take the bags from the overhead racks and stack them in front of where they placed the bomb. (Will a bunch of suitcases really limit the destruction of a bomb big enough to blow a jumbo jet out of the sky?) Finally, the passengers need to move to the front of the plane, buckle their seatbelts, and cover their heads. (Another question: if everyone moves to the front of a plane, won’t the plane tilt drastically forward and go into a nosedive?)

And that’s all I’m going to tell you about the plot; otherwise, you’ll know everything that happens, so you need to see the movie to find out if Bill’s ingenious damage-control plan works and who the “bad guy” is on the plane.

A See-Again Movie, but Not Anytime Soon

In summary, the plot is at times illogical, but Non-Stop keeps you guessing the terrorist’s identity almost until the very end, provides an entertaining ride, and showcases the talents of the always-watchable Liam Neeson. The final ten minutes are non-stop action, so I guess that’s why they called the film Non-Stop. And, although I would not see the movie again anytime soon, I would definitely see it again once enough time had elapsed for me to have forgotten the implausible plot.   

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Shadows in the Forest

Within the deep dense forest of the Western Woodlands of Mystery strange creatures dwell.  Creatures without substance or form.  Shadow Folk, the essence of evil.  They lurk wherever there is darkness and feed on lost things and wandering travelers.

The elves live near the densest part of the Woodlands and stories have cropped up of elves disappearing if they leave the forest path.  It is not just a tale to scare little children, the Shadow Folk are taking elves from the darkest parts of the forest.

It is said that the Shadow Folk arrived in Midieville soon after the battle against the trees and bears.  Some think that the they are actually the disembodied spirits of the trees themselves, wandering with only the lust of evil to guide them.  They are tricky creatures who make subtle noises just off the paths into the shadows.  The noises entice a curious elf to look for the source, and that's when the shadow folk strike.  As soon as no light is directly cast on their victims, they flood in and bathe the area with darkness, then the elf is no more.

So, be careful if you venture into the Woodlands of Mystery.  Stay on the paths, don't wander out of the sunshine, and don't investigate any curious noises.  If you do, you may never be heard from again.

~Marvin

Monday, October 27, 2014

NINTENDO still has my vote!


Many have said my love for Nintendo is biased, and that they are the gaming company that sits on the sidelines watching as X-box & Sony duke it out for top rank. This seems to be a running joke within certain gaming sections but I’m okay with that and so is Nintendo it seems, and why shouldn’t they be? While my love leans towards, Metroid, Mortal Kombat, & Mario Bros etc., we can always fall back on the statistics.  There are forty games that have sold over 15million dollars in copies, Nintendo  is in the lead (#1 Tetris 143 million,  #2Wii Sports 82 million) with seven of their games being in the top ten and a total of  twenty-two being among the forty.  I truly believe that their unique and somewhat isolated approach in production and design style when put up against their competitors is what has allowed them to thrive all of these years and I don’t think that will change anytime soon.  
~Michael Lude

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Happy Birthday, Weird Al

Today is "Weird Al" Yankovic's birthday, so I thought it fitting to post about one of our parodies. We have one episode of our space show that is a bit of parody of several different space shows. Originally we planned to parody Star Trek, but what we ended up with is much more like Red Dwarf.
Check out episode 1 of Star Fetched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVU9tB2QtYE
Dont worry, even though Star Fetched went online 5 years ago, we have not abandoned it. We have great plans for the future of this project.

~Andy

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Silver Bullet: A See-Again Movie for Halloween

Photo from Google Images (2014)
It's almost Halloween, and as the holiday approaches, I enjoy seeing a few good horror movies. However, the key word is “good,” because I like to think that I have discriminating taste when it comes to choices in cinematic fare, including horror movies. As a result, I don’t watch just any horror movie. For instance, I do not care for “slasher films” like Halloween (The 1978 film, starring Jamie Lee Curtis, is a different story entirely), Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or other splatter-fests. My idea of a good horror movie is one that meets the following criteria:

  • Suspense that keeps you on edge.

  • Well-developed and likeable characters.

  • Good acting.

  • A tight script.

  • A believable plot. (Yes, I know that horror movies don’t exactly reflect reality, at least the reality I know; nevertheless, their storylines should allow the viewer to enter that state Samuel Taylor Coleridge called “a willing suspension of disbelief.)

  • No gratuitous blood, gore, or profanity.

So, that said, I am going to tell you about my all-time favorite movie for Halloween viewing.


Stephen King's Silver Bullet 

 Circa 1985 and classified as a psychological horror/teen film, Silver Bullet is based upon a Stephen King novella, Cycle of the Werewolf. Directed by Dan Attias, it stars:


  • Gary Busey as the reprobate Uncle Red


  • Corey Haim as Marty Coslaw, Uncle Red’s nephew


  • Megan Follows as Jane Coslaw, Uncle Red’s niece


  • Everett McGill as Reverend Lester Lowe


  • Terry O'Quinn as Sheriff Joe Haller


  • Robin Groves as Nan Coslaw, Marty's mother and Uncle Red’s sister


  • Leon Russom as Bob Coslaw, Nan’s husband and Marty and Jane’s father


  • Other assorted actors and actresses, plus a good many extras

Set appropriately in October, in the small town of Tarker Mill, Maine (Aren’t all King’s stories set in Maine?), Silver Bullet is a superior horror film, mainly because of the relationship between Uncle Red, Marty, and Jane. Plus, the film has heart and even contains moments of humor.


Plot Overview

 Jane Coslaw (Follows) narrates the story, and she sounds rather eerily like the narrator of To Kill a Mockingbird, though I’m sure they aren’t one in the same since the film based on Lee’s novel was released 23 years before Silver Bullet. Anyway, the storyline revolves around Jane’s strained relationship with her brother Marty, who is a paraplegic and confined to a wheelchair, and their parents, who Jane feels are overly protective of Marty and treat her unfairly as a result.


Google Images (2014)

The siblings’ often tumultuous relationship changes for the better, however, after a series of gruesome murders occur in Tarker Mill. As the murders continue and the police get no closer to catching the perpetrator, the town establishes a curfew and cancels its annual October Fest, which includes a fireworks show. The event happens to correspond to Marty’s birthday (I think it’s his birthday), so Nan and Bob, not wanting to disappoint Marty, decide to have a cookout and invite Nan's brother (Uncle Red), who, regardless of his black-sheep standing in the family, is Marty’s favorite uncle. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why Red is Marty’s favorite uncle. He certainly isn’t boring. In fact, he’s anything but.  


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Uncle Red, obviously mechanically inclined, has made Marty a souped-up wheelchair/motorcycle nicknamed the “Silver Bullet” (probably because it’s silver and fast, but also because it’s an analogy—silver bullets, as you know, kill werewolves). Uncle Red also gives Marty a large bag of fireworks, so Marty, riding in the Silver Bullet, goes zooming off into the night (As if I would go zooming off into the night with a manic on the loose) to shoot his fireworks. Marty stops on a bridge in the middle of the woods, where he lights some fireworks and is having a rousing good time when he’s confronted by—you guessed it—the werewolf. Marty, being resourceful however, launches a rocket, hits the werewolf directly in the eye socket, and high-tails it for home, where he shimmies up the trellis, rolls through the window, climbs into bed, pulls the covers over his head, and shivers until he falls asleep (Could you sleep after seeing a werewolf?).


The next day Marty tells Jane that a werewolf is on the prowl in and around Tarker Mill. She tells her brother that he’s nuts, but Jane later changes her mind when she notes Reverend Lowe’s bandaged eye and finds a bloody baseball bat in the church’s garage. The kids, though, know they can’t handle a werewolf by themselves, so they solicit Uncle Red’s help. Uncle Red, despite his care-free Peter-Pan outlook on life, is a realist, so he doesn’t believe for one moment that a werewolf is terrorizing the town. Wanting to placate the kids, however, he agrees to help them kill the monster. The first step, Marty and Jane decide, is to take Jane’s silver crucifix to a master gunsmith who can melt the crucifix down and turn it into a silver bullet. The next step is to wait for the full moon¸ which appropriately is scheduled to occur on Halloween night.


Okay, that’s all I’m going to tell you about the plot; otherwise, there’ll be no need for you to see the movie.


Silver Bullet Rating 


Although you special-effects aficionados will probably cringe over the werewolf’s appearance (It isn’t exactly up to 2014 standards), Silver Bullet is a see-again movie. It’s suspenseful; it’s entertaining from beginning to end; the characters are likeable; the storyline, though fanciful, is believable; the acting is outstanding; it contains very little if any profanity (none that I can recall); and though it’s rated “R” for violence and gore, that violence and gore are mild compared to what you see in movies today. In fact, though the movie isn’t for very young children, I personally would not rate it R. If anything, Silver Bullet should receive a PG-13 rating or perhaps even a PG. After all, compared to recent horror movies, as well as a great many from earlier years, it’s tame. And, it’s fun to watch.