October 29, 2012 10:53pm
911 Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: Yes, is this 911? Um... my husband was just taken away by some vines!
911 Dispatcher: Did you say vines?
Caller: Yeah, like pumpkin vines! You gotta do something!
911 Dispatcher: Ma'am 911 is for real emergencies, not pranks. [end call]
October 29, 2012 11:17pm
911 Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: Help me! You gotta help me! There are vines squeezing my car, I think they want to get me!
911 Dispatcher: Vines, really! What is everyone's deal tonight! 911 is for emergencies, it is not a toy!
Caller: No really! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME! OH NO! THEY BROKE IN THE WINDOW! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
911 Dispatcher: Hello, sir. Sir, are you there? [end call]
October 29, 2012 11:51pm
911 Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: Please send someone to 2782 Sycamore Lane! I just saw a man dressed like a farmer with a gigantic pumpkin growing out of his back!
911 Dispatcher: Okay, well, Halloween isn't for two more days. Just settle down.
Caller: You don't understand, the pumpkin had fire inside it.
911 Dispatcher: Yes, that's called a Jack'O'Lantern.
Caller: But the pumpkin spoke and the man was floating. There were vines everywhere; crawling behind him.
911 Dispatcher: Okay, I've notified police, someone will be there momentarily. But if this is a prank, you need to understand that the police have the authority to arrest you for abusing 911.
Caller: It's not a prank! It's real! AH! The vines are now covering the street and yards of the whole neighborhood! [crashing sound and glass breaking] NO! NOT ME! AAAAHHHH!
911 Dispatcher: Would you like me to stay on the line until the police arrive? Hello? [end call]
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